I keep having this roccuring nightma33. Where twisted half lizafd men and some tribe is fighting over my house. Eventually the army intefeeres. Sometimes not. It’s a scary dream that needs to stop but how?

gerardave:

how to play any assassins creed game:
1) use counter kill whenever youre fighting
2) sprint everywhere you need to go
sprint off cliffs if you have to
never stop sprinting

assassinscreedconfessions:

I confess that I would much rather have remake of the very first Assassin’s Creed than having a game with a female assassin.
It’s not that I don’t like the idea it’s just I would rather see Altair, Malik and all the others from the first game with all the new details and controls and things like that.

assassinscreedconfessions:

I confess that I would much rather have remake of the very first Assassin’s Creed than having a game with a female assassin.

It’s not that I don’t like the idea it’s just I would rather see Altair, Malik and all the others from the first game with all the new details and controls and things like that.

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

isabelasbooty:

you can join the blades!!

image

but we need you to kill paarthurnax 

image

ohhellosugar:

joelheymaning:

thiefree:

perks of a joel heyman:

  • he will interrupt you to tell a story
  • he will not get to the end of the story
  • he may not get to the end of a full sentence

and let’s not forget

  • he’ll start a story and then suddenly refuse to finish it
  • on an exasperated rant his voice will gradually pitch higher
  • Caboose Mode can kick in at any moment

gracethefriendlyghost:

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

CAN I BE KAIGE

KAIGE IS ACTUALLY AMAZING